ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

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catchingwaves802:

Keep one rolled !

alt-j:

theopiumwars:

brbjellyfishing:

there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things 

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did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?

counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine

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weed-took-me-to-amsterdam:

maryjanewasted:

weed-took-me-to-amsterdam:

it is what you think it is

YOU HAVE AN EMERGENCY METAL TAMPON HOLDER NECKLACE?! jealous.

BAHAHAH I fucking love you so much rn you have no idea